Outlander: And the World Was All Around Us (8x10)

Once upon a time, in the year 1991, Diana Gabaldon published the first book in her epic series, titled Outlander. Here in 2026, 35 years later, book readers are eagerly awaiting the tenth and planned final installment of the series. We got eight seasons of a TV show, and much like the loathed final season of Game of Thrones, the creators of this show had the unique challenge of ending their story when the source material has yet to conclude. Do we think Gabaldon told them something about the ending-ending as she imagines it? Do we think something in this finale is born out of the seed of Gabaldon's ultimate intentions with these characters?

Welp. I certainly hope not, anyway. This was a nearly unwatchable episode of TV. Let's dive in!

Bob's Burgers: Driving Miss Ragey (16x13)

A really cute one!

Cons:

Often with this show I don't have any real complaints I just have a note for a missed opportunity... this week it's that I wanted something to happen in the restaurant that Teddy would have to be "in charge" of. Or even better, nothing happens until he leaves to go help with the broken door, and then the rando customer is sitting there and a whole crowd of people comes in and he takes up the mantle to run things in Bob and Teddy's absence. I don't know, could have been funny to see something come of all that.

Grey's Anatomy: Bridge over Troubled Water (22x18)

I want to be nice, but I can't be too nice. A lot of this stuff sucks!

Cons:

I'm not going to harp about Owen and Teddy too much here, I actually have compliments to pay them later. But I will say their big emotional reconciliation scene just felt kind of... tepid to me. The fact that they're leaving the show is the only reason I'm cool with them getting back together. I still think they are utter poison for each other and make each other worse.

Checking in with our other established relationships that I hate, I don't have a ton to say about Jo and Link other than that I think I'd be excited to explore their story lines next season if they were still just bffs who weren't supposed to be in love and married. They just don't give off that energy at all, and it makes everything about them feel so... paint by numbers. Bland.

Outlander: Pharos (8x09)

I love Lord John so much, I'm willing to look past a lot of stuff that's not good about the show these days... he's my weakness...

Cons:

Obligatory statement that the Faith thing and Fergus's death still feel pointless and cruel and neither played into this episode at all. Jamie talking about his son William meanwhile I'm like... you're supposed to be in intense grieving for Fergus but of course he doesn't come up at all... whatever.

I also felt like the time jumping in this episode was kind of perfunctory and bizarre. Even as a book reader I had sort of forgotten Bree was even pregnant and I kind of chuckled when suddenly in voice-over Claire was just like "oh yeah, here's Davy" like. What an afterthought.

Bob's Burgers: Children of the Carn (16x12)

This was a really cute main plot!

Cons:

I wasn't really that invested in the subplot, about Teddy seeing his therapist at the restaurant and having a crisis about her being a weird eater. There just wasn't a lot of meat here. I feel like I'm split straight down the middle when it comes to Teddy plots, sometimes they're extra fun and sometimes they don't really offer me anything.

Pros:

There was one joke I liked, which was Teddy saying that the therapist was his closest friend that he paid in order to talk to, and Bob was like... "well..." lol. That made me chuckle.

Grey's Anatomy: Through the Fire (22x17)

Oh my god if Kwan is leaving the show... I don't know how I'm going to cope with that.

Cons:

As is typical with this show I do have a long list of complaints. I believe next week's episode is the finale of this season so it'll be interesting to see which of these plot threads is something that will carry over, what ends up resolved next week, etc. etc... I'm going to try and rapid-fire this because there's a lot to cover.

Simone and Lucas sleeping together is a big no from me, obviously, I'm so tired of these two. I also feel like it's weird that there was no actual apology from Lucas for blaming Simone for Katie's death, they just kinda... ignored that elephant in the room? Ugh.

Bob's Burgers: The Keyboard Kid (16x11)

This was cute, welcome back to this comfort show!

Cons:

This is an insane thing to say but it did bother me a little bit that nobody figured out that typing "properly" is actually faster than hunt and peck lol. Like, no judgment, people should do whatever they want forever, but eventually I feel like you hit a ceiling just using a couple of fingers to type. Also, they never brought accuracy into it when they were grading the contest. Probably just ignore me.

Outlander: In the Forest (8x08)

Exactly what I said was going to happen lol. Like, exactly.

Cons:

There were a lot of things to like about this episode, and I will talk about those things in a minute. But the stupidity of Fergus's death, and the whole Faith story-line, both taint the entire season at its foundation. We open with a scene of Jamie and Marsali talking about Fergus, and Jamie affirming that Fergus was the son of his name and his heart, and Marsali talks about taking Percy up on his offer in order to have money to rebuild the print shop. We learn that Marsali is, of course, pregnant. Eye-roll. And the thing is, this scene, in isolation, was lovely for what it was. I teared up a little when Marsali says she's so glad to have more of Fergus, in the form of this new child. I liked hearing Jamie and Marsali talk about Fergus and their love for him.

Outlander: Evidence of Things Not Seen (8x07)

HEY! What the FUCK.

Outlander: Blessed Are the Merciful (8x06)

Honestly, not my favorite episode this season... but still some good stuff in here.

Cons:

The big thing is like... a lot of what was going on here could have been a brief scene tacked on to another episode. Like, the confrontation between Ben and William, which was so juicy in how it was set up, was then just the two of them snapping at each other and saying "how could you". And the pretty powerful stuff with Roger and his battle experience became this tepid thing where he's recounting it all to Brianna and telling her God has a purpose for him... and that sex scene was just not enjoyable to watch, sorry. Even the stuff at the Ridge, it felt like treading water for a lot of it.

Specifically to get into that a bit more, I feel like Jamie banishing the tenants who tried to have him arrested and hanged... makes a lot of sense? Like, it doesn't even have to be something motivated by vengeance or anger, just in a practical sense why would he trust those people to live on his land. I felt like the episode wanted me to think he was being too harsh, because what about their poor wives and children? And yeah, definitely, but Jamie was not wrong to want to get rid of people who actively wish him dead lol. It felt like there could have been more balance to it all than that. I'm also noting that with Jamie and Claire stuck at the Ridge for a lot of the season, Claire becomes more of a passive character. She hangs around at home and then people show up and she has to heal them or help them give birth or whatever. She's not marching out into the world and making big decisions like she usually does, and that makes her a less interesting protagonist for our TV show here!

Outlander: Send for the Devil (8x05)

Denzel! Ahhhh.

Cons:

So, this has been sort of building for me over the season thus far, but I think I'm ready to lock in an opinion and say that I think the Jamie and Claire part of this story is the least interesting part. It's not that it's bad, but the stuff with the competing militias, and time in the lodge, and Mrs. Cunningham and Claire's strange night waiting together... I find myself wanting to cut back to Roger, or Bree, or see how Ian and Rachel are doing. This isn't a strong negative, more just an observation. I think maybe part of the problem is that it feels like the story is treading water somewhat - there was a big exciting action sequence in this episode, and it was good, but I knew Jamie would be fine, because we've already got the Chekhov's Gun message from Frank hanging over our heads for later.

Grey's Anatomy: Feel It Still (22x16)

I didn't realize going in that we'd have a couple weeks off from this show before just a two-part finale and then we're done with season 22! Wild, time flies.

Cons:

I won't bore you by repeating myself, but Jules and Winston is a big yuck from me. I think we're supposed to think it's so sweet, the contrast between them wanting to make out in the elevator at the start of the episode, to just Winston pulling her in for a hug at the end, just wanting to be a comforting presence... man, I wish I didn't hate the two of them together so I could hypothetically enjoy this.

It's so weird, because historically I've always noted that Grey's is bad about portraying parenthood; so many characters over the years have had kids they seem to never interact with, because all of the important story stuff is happening in the hospital. Sure, there might be some degree of drama around the having of children, but once that kid exists they become a footnote. But with Jo... man, it seems like they can't think of anything to do with her character anymore that's not about motherhood. And I think that's because they've written her into a corner where she's supposed to be all happily ever after with Link. I don't know, man, I'm just bummed out by not enjoying Jo Wilson as a character anymore, it sucks.

Outlander: Muskets, Liberty, and Sauerkraut (8x04)

Lots of dramatic stuff happening here! Let's dive in.

Cons:

So, the bit where Fergus says that it's the dream of every orphan to learn that he is the son of a great man, but that he doesn't need that because he already is the son of a great man? That line is in the books and Fergus says it directly to Jamie! I get why that couldn't happen here but I was a little sad to have missed that opportunity.

There's a moment where Fanny is talking about the things Jane would say about their parents, and then later a moment when Jamie asks Ian to go to the brothel to try and learn more about Fanny and Jane's family... I hate both of these moments on principle because I hate the idea of Jamie and Claire doing research about their miraculous daughter Faith. Because it's dumb.

Grey's Anatomy: Take Me to the River (22x15)

Why do so many of these characters SUCK omg. Yuck.

Cons:

Where to start? I heard the amazing news that Owen and Teddy are leaving at the end of the season, it is BEYOND past time for that. I assume they'll depart as a couple, having decided to give it another go, and this is annoying and bad story-telling, but at this point I'm just glad they're leaving, so... fine. Whatever. This plot about Owen maybe taking another job and then never mind was just very... blah. Nothing to really talk about.

I already thought Winston was garbage but now... ohhhhh boy. Jesus. Am I supposed to think it's sweet that he broke up with his girlfriend on her birthday so he could be with Jules? The thing is, last week when he was agonizing over the ethics of the situation, I didn't even remember he'd been kinda going out with that nurse lady... so now he's a pathetic loser who doesn't have the restraint or the courage to deal with his current dating life before starting something new? I hate this man so much at this point and I don't want to, I used to like Winston. Blue giving Jules harsh advice was the best part of this story; he's right. (And Jules should be with him instead. Sigh.)

Outlander: Abies Fraseri (8x03)

This show is so weird and I like it probably more than it deserves lol.

Cons:

I really wish the actor who was playing Percy was... sexy? Like, I want him to be rakish and irresistible and he's just kind of blah. This isn't about physical appearance so much as it is about charisma, and I didn't feel the charisma I wanted from Percy.

Same complaint I've had in the past about the sex scenes, that they are all very same-y in terms of one passionate kiss, then they just lift their clothes out of the way and Jamie is in her instantly lol. I keep thinking... is she like, prepared and comfortable for this? It seems like they're both having a fulfilling experience to say the least but it just seems to lack variety and is not really... hot, to me? As a viewer? I don't know. I think I'm in the minority here, but I used to think the sex scenes in Outlander were pretty well choreographed and performed and now it kind of seems like everyone is going through the motions.

Grey's Anatomy: Wrecking Ball (22x14)

I don't actually enjoy being a hater about this show as much as it might seem that way! Sigh.

Cons:

I watched this episode with a friend (hi) so she heard my commentary about certain things and we were both in agreement that Lucas in this episode was... it was too much. Up until this point I had really praised the story-line with Katie, I thought it was sweet, and Lucas was still being annoying like he always is but it felt like his annoying-ness was built into the narrative, with Bailey trying to temper his behavior and them working through this situation together as Katie went from getting better to dying. I liked that nothing explicit had been mentioned about there being a romantic vibe between the two of them, but it was plain to see if you were paying any attention. It was all working for me.

Outlander: Prophecies (8x02)

I totally forgot about Amy and the bear... oof.

Cons:

This is maybe a silly complaint but I feel like most of the sex scenes on this show, especially in these later seasons, have been very... same-y? Like it's usually urgent and quick, no foreplay whatsoever, like... Jamie just says "I need ye" and then he's inside her. This is a complaint I have about the books too, honestly, but I don't know. If you're going to do a sex scene between this happily married couple, maybe show some variety?

I'm probably going to add a note in every episode about Fanny being Faith's daughter and just how dumb I find that. It doesn't get brought up or matter at all in this episode, which in fact proof that it's profoundly unnecessary and stupid to have included it.

Grey's Anatomy: Love the Way You Lie (22x13)

No! No Winston and Jules! Bad!

Cons:

The thing is, I don't have any objections because of age difference or power imbalance or anything like that. If I thought Jules and Winston were compelling in any way, I wouldn't be so annoyed. It's just... that scene at the end, she's looking up at him with the wettest, saddest little bambi eyes, and he's giving... nothing. There's just nothing there, the spark does not exist, and it feels like they're trying to push this romance based on absolutely nothing. Where is this coming from? Why are we bothering with it? Ugh.

I lost some respect for Dr. Wright in this episode. Her little speech to Jules about how residency is like high school and she needs everyone to rise above the petty drama... girl, this is serious. You're the one who keeps talking about how serious it is, how there's been neglect. I'm not saying believe Jules without proof, but don't brush off what she's saying like it's not important. That felt like a serious breach of leadership there.

Outlander: Soul of a Rebel (8x01)

We're back for the final season!

Cons:

The "Faith lived" story is one of the stupidest things this show has ever done. Just... profoundly, entirely unnecessary. I cannot imagine why they decided to go this route. And I'm very suspicious of the way Faith "died" by being thrown overboard on a ship... if this woman shows up in this season still alive magically, I'm going to be super annoyed and yet not at all surprised. And too many precious minutes of this episode was taken up with Claire and Jamie with their anguished faces just boohooing about it. I think it's stupid just on a logistical level because like... how, and why, would anybody have just lied to Claire's face about her daughter being stillborn? And how would a tiny infant hearing Claire sing a song to her one (1) time remember the tune and words? That's nonsense.

Grey's Anatomy: Get Lucky (22x12)

Noooooo. No no nooooo.

Cons:

Teddy and Owen whyyyy. I knew it was too good to be true. I kept waiting for the bait and switch. Imagine a world where I liked them as a couple, and was getting more and more discouraged the longer their divorce story-line continued and then they kiss and I get to celebrate. Lol. Instead it's the opposite, I was so freakin' jazzed these two were splitting up and now they're falling back into bed together right after their divorce is final.... HEAVY SIGH. This is either the beginning of their grand reconciliation or it's another bump in the road and they'll both be weird about it and we'll have to deal with their bullshit some more. I want to get off this ride, please.